Peesurance.com - America’s Leading Supplier of Assorted-Status Urine

Pass a Drug Test with Clean, Authentic Urine Specimens

Welcome to the #1 most reliable source of clean human urine available anywhere in the world. We aren’t the oldest or the biggest company in this business, but we are the best, and we’re proud of our methodology and track record.

We have every confidence that our compact, highly portable kits will maintain your privacy, and we can do it in affordable ways that will make perfect sense for your professional or criminal freedom.

We offer the only reasonable, verifiably viable solution if you want to beat a drug test or are just interested in protecting the privacy of yours that should be protected constitutionally.

We only sell pure, clean, unadulterated, shelf-stable urine. We do not sell synthetics, powders or animal urine kits, nor any of the ineffective detox tonics available around the net. Those solutions may be less expensive, but those drinks and tinctures are so typically loaded with adulterants and other tell-tale signs that you can’t be sure you’ll pass this all important test in your life.

We don’t think it’s right to judge you. If you need to pass a urine test, you might need our help. Even if you have a state license to smoke medical marijuana for your chronic, pain, you could lose your job tomorrow, even if it’s with a union!

We sell the industry’s only pee that swears to you that our girls are pregnant. We have a clean, modern, United States facility where we offer all kinds of pure urine, even if you need it to be purely tainted. If you need to keep your job, keep your man, or fake out an entire intervention while pretending you’re high and bi, we’re the one-stop shop for you to make it happen, and at the most affordable rates in the fresh human urine business!

Drug Test

If you have a drug test coming up and you’re worried the urinalysis will test positive, you can rest easy knowing that thanks to our fresh samples, you’re in the clear thanks to Peesurance.com.

Trust Fund Babies

If you’re a well-to-do slacker and you aren’t a drug addict, we can help. Peesurance.com has just the proof-positive of drug use, even if you’re unwilling to risk the lifelong addiction.

Test That Baby-Daddy

If you’re a woman trying to trap her man with proof-pee-positive urine, we can help. Our full line of female urine guaranteed to turn blue even the most stubborn of pregnancy stick is just the tip of the testing iceberg in terms of what we offer, because our piss is the shit.

Gender Proper, Drug Right and Pregnancy Correct

Our pee bags are carefully collected and tested prior to shipment to make sure you’ll always come out as clean or dirty, knocked-up or not, and still of the correct gender, regardless of who you are and what you need.