How it Works

We’ve gone through a number of curious situations ourselves here at our company, and it’s led us to study, understand and find creative solutions to circumvent every angle of the urine testing process.

What steps do you take to make my urine sample work?

There are a few things that are looked for in a urine sample.

1. Smuggling in jars or bulky packages? – Our packet is small and discreet and will pass even a pat down test. Even if you’re wearing shorts and a t-shirt you will have little trouble bringing in our compact Capri Sun-style fluid pouch.
2. Is the sample the right temperature? – Our packet has dry heat pouches that will warm it to the critical 95-99 degree range with as little as a 20-minute lead time. Just crack the pack and the heat goes live, and you’ll be in fine shape before you know it. Tuck it under your arm and by the time it’s tinkle time, your sample will be the right temperature to pass the musty muster.
3. Is it cloudy or full of sediment? – Old urine samples or those offered by some of our cut-rate competitors are cloudy or otherwise visibly suspicious. Ours are guaranteed against such problems. If your urinary specimen is cloudy or contains visible sediment, it may immediately be flagged as suspect, thus failing you on the spot in many testing facilities. Don’t fall victim to such easy to avoid mistakes.
4. Any biotic material or contaminants? We use very strict collection methods and perform session-specific tests on our providers to ensure that none of these issues affect our product stream. Some providers insist that microbial habitation is a critical component of urinary fluids, but that is only true if you are trying to put yourself forward as a non-drug using person with a kidney infection or syphilis. Urine should not contain any biotic bodies unless you are ill, and ours never will.

As a side note, we do drug test all of our contributors, and even though a fair number of us hang out and party in our off hours, none of us has ever failed a urine test. It may sound silly, but if the fact that we’re using and proving our own products should give you peace of mind that this actually works. Some of us around the office party a little harder than others, and those samples are put in the correct bins for future sales, so rest easy knowing no one around here has any incentive to lie, since all urine is worth it’s wet in gold, if you understand my piss-poor joke.