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Products and prices are available as follows:

Clean Urine - Zero drug residue, zero pregnancy trace, available in male or female. $129.99 plus shipping [Order Now]

Preggo Pee - Zero drug residue, pregnant positive urine, $329.99 plus shipping. [Order Now]

Mellow Yellow - drug-positive pee without pregnancy, available in opiate, speed, marijuana or cocaine/crack cocaine varieties. $619.99 plus shipping [Order Now]

Doppel-Banger Pee-Yow! – Drug-positive pee with pregnancy positive proof, available in opiate, speed, marijuana or cocaine/crack cocaine varieties. $999.99 plus shipping [Order Now]

The Super Gross – If you have a need for pee by the pound, we’ve got it in buckets ready for delivery. Although we still can’t ship out the river in anything but single-serving cuplets (even during monsoon season) we’re still glad to offer discounts by the butt-load. 50% discount available to all Gross orders of single testing outcome. No mix-and-match or resale orders available on bulk orders, sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. [Order Now]