Guaranteed “Hot” Urine

We do not condone the use of “hot” urine, but we understand that there are a number of reasons why our consumers would want to purchase it.

• Novelty,
• Government job leave without consequence,
• Rebel against conservative parents for fun and profit,
• Legal grounds to leave your wife / surrender child custody,
• Capitalize on an impending intervention,
• Explain all kinds of unusual behavior,
• Improve plea deal on any crime down from “jail time” to “Mandatory AA meetings”

There is no shortage of companies online that can sell you “clean” urine, meaning that it’s free of drug traces and tests negative for pregnancy too, and some of them aren’t complete scammers though most of them are. We know them all, and you wouldn’t want to see the bladder they cull their samples from, believe that.

We’re the only company in business that can give you 1) Guaranteed Clean & Clear urine, 2) Pregnant Pee, 3) Drug positive urine for coke/crack, heroin, or speed/meth (your choice at checkout, or if you need it, 4) Pregnant urine with a “hot” drug test (of choice) too.

Whatever your reason for wanting it, and we don’t want to hear about it unless it’s “entertainment purposes only,” we have just the liquid to take the piss out of your detractors. That’s more than a promise, that’s the Peesurance difference.